i'm awkward and so can you!

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Mella. (She/Her) ISFJ, if that matters. Uncomfortable in social situations. Anxious 99.8% of the time. Consistently awkward around other human-beings. Empathetic. Nice. Occasionally funny. Sarcastic. Loves music. Fond of puppies and other cute animals (though especially puppies.) Has a thing for beards, gingers, and tall guys. Enjoys traveling. Likes riding shotgun on roadtrips. Slightly geeky. Would wear dresses all the time if it were feasible. Sleeps on the left side of the bed. Indecisive. Doesn't bite. Free to good home. ♥

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WHY DO I WORK WITH A CHARMING, HANDSOME MAN?! WHY!? BECAUSE I FORGET HOW TO WORDS AND SAY STUPID THINGS AND HE IS JUST SO GOOD NATURED AND CHARMING ABOUT IT.

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— 2 hours ago with 4 notes
#ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  #i'm an idiot 

call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

(Source: brain-food, via spoopydiaper)

— 12 hours ago with 359748 notes
#i'm crying because i want these in my life  #file under: things i want 

SEND ME A NUMBER

1:i'd bang you against a wall
— 12 hours ago with 1417 notes
psychopathicpotatodwarf:

I’m sorry. Did you say I was a SIX? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how flawless I looked Saturday.

Super sad, so.

psychopathicpotatodwarf:

I’m sorry. Did you say I was a SIX? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how flawless I looked Saturday.

Super sad, so.

— 13 hours ago with 20 notes

chubby-bunnies:

Happy Thursday <3

[recommend listening to this while strutting]

(Source: adoringbeyonce, via unskinny)

— 14 hours ago with 169636 notes
#about  #jk  #i'm a piece of shit  #but  #good music